You have to hand it to Urban Decay. With seemingly thousands of lip glosses out there fighting for my attention, they sure figured out a way to make their’s stand out. Next week, their Pocket Rocket Lip Glosses (available in 8 shades) will be debut on their site, and these things are already the talk of town. Flick the cap back and forth and some hot man’s clothes come off and you get to see him in his undies. Even an editor at Allure went squealing to another editor’s office when she saw these glosses, she was that impressed (and that’s no small feat as these bitches have seen everything you could possibly image when it comes to beauty products).

Each gloss comes with a different man for you to lust after. And because we’re girls and we have feelings, Urban Decay very intelligently gave each of them a personality profile so that you can fall in love with them on an emotional level (the dude above is a businessman who can support this Pretty – marry me!). Musings of a Muse has the skinny on all the glosses and the men who come with him.

P.S. It also has some kind of pheromone releasing ink of some sort that you can use get get the real boys to come running to you at the club. Puhleaze, just show them the trick your gloss does and they’ll come running just because you have the most awesome gloss ever in your purse.

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