Open letter to Lauren Conrad about those eye wrinkles
Hi Lauren,
We love you, we truly do! Even when surrounded by the vapid Audrina, the villan Spencer, and the crazed psuedo-Barbie Heidi, you still stay genuine, loyal, sweet. And really you’re so very, very Pretty. But to be honest, you really must do something about the skin around your eyes! (We’re not the only ones who have noticed.)
We know that you grew up under the Laguna Beach sun and that probably has a lot to do with the crow’s feet. And we know that lesbian crush Lo has on you can be a ton of pressure. Plus all the crying you do! These are all good reasons for why even though you’re ba
rely in your twenties, your eyes look as if they’re a good 15 years older than that. So we have a little recommendation: Hollywood Secrets 5 Minute Eye Transformation.
It’s a new skin care product that will clear up all those wrinkles around your eyes. This innovative treatment tightens, firms and reduces puffiness in 5 minutes flat. The product is housed in a single applicator, Q-tip looking swab. It’s serious business. You crack the tip, and product drips down to the cotton. Then you apply it to those wrinkles and then toss the applicator.
It uses hi-tech QuSome technology and the ingredients contained in each applicator are delivered right to the active lower layers of your skin. It’s this penetration that allows the nutrients to nourish and revitalize your skin almost immediately reducing bags, wrinkles and your rabidly-becoming-more-famous-than-Heidi crow’s feet. You’ll have the eyes that someone your age should have for the next 12 hours.
So before your next red carpet appearance, try this out. You’ll thank us later! Get it here.
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The LA Pretties
Lauren image via People StyleWatch.
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